Jeremy 537 | Troy 216

The official running total score of the various competitions Troy and I have held throughout the years. This score includes football, basketball, wrestling, bicycling, xbox, tekken, NCAA 05, calling shotgun, etc...

My score speaks for itself. I don't know about others, but I am a big fan of winning.
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Have you ever wondered...

"What would happen if I took a photograph of myself at the same exact time every year for the duration of my lifetime, did the same for the rest of my immediate family, lined the photos up side by side for comparison purposes, and created a website displaying the results?" I know I have. And here's a link to someone else who happened to share that same bold vision.

I know the quiet storm has been rather quiet as of late, but be cool my babies. Things will start picking up again soon as the forecast calls for a large cold front moving in later this week. I can already hear the quiet storm rolling in. /faint thunder can be heard in the distance/

Feng Shui

(fung shway) n. - the Chinese art or practice of positioning objects, especially graves, buildings, and furniture, based on a belief in patterns of yin and yang and the flow of chi that have positive and negative effects.

Guys if you want to be the leaders of your communities, you must adhere strictly to these powerful feng shui tips. And for goodness sakes, please don't forget to leave a coin in the mouth of your three legged toad god figure...

0) Always sit with a solid wall behind your back to ensure that you have support in your life, never sit with a window behind you.

1) The arrangement of tables and chairs should be in a harmonious position so that chi is able to flow smoothly.

2) If you wish to be the leader in your industry, place a Dragon on the right hand side of your desk facing towards the window or the door. The Dragon can also look into your water fountain.

3) You should not have any cactus or sharp looking plants in your office as these plants have small sharp leaves and therefore causes "shar chi" in the office. The chi that rides on the wind will have to pass through them causing chi to be fierce and sharp.

4) If your staff always fall sick in that area, then use a metal wind chime made of 6 or 7 metal rods about 1ft long are the best as the sound of metal is the best Feng Shui cure. Place a hanging crystal sphere to activate ch'i or disperse negative ch'i.

5) In your office, never have the main door opening into your table as the chi coming in will hit at your face causing you not to have good luck but instead more obstacles and problems.

6) In a managers office you should try not to chose a room with two doors, because the ch’I will go into that room and out the other door.

7) Do not place a paper cutter machine next to the main door. A Cutter machine is to cut papers. Therefore if located here will cause staff to back stab each other and fight, if one is not careful.

8) Do not place an empty vase next to the main door, as the new chi, once it enters your office, will be sucked into the vase causing nothing left for the environment.

9) Place a hanging crystal in your window, this will activate ch’I, as well as looking fantastic, when the sun hits them they produce the most amazing rainbows.

10) The three legged toad god figure is used for attracting wealth and abundance. Place this wonderful creature near your front office entrance, facing into your office to magnify your wealth luck. Always leave the coin in its mouth.

A Proper Introduction:

This is the start of something that I may or may not keep with. I reserve the right to create a blog that isn't interesting, isn't maintained, and isn't anything other than senseless violence. And you reserve the right to come and go as I please.

So, now that everyone has assembled, let us begin...